1.Multimedia messaging does not support sculpture, macrame, or interpretive dance.
2.Voice memo recordings totally don’t sound like me. I don’t sound like that, do I? Seriously?
3.Turned on adult content filter but everybody in my videos still has their clothes on.
4.Adding a task to calendar did not result in task getting done.
5.Clicked this blue “compass” icon but kept getting some stupid web browser.
6.Still no apps to cure the nagging feeling that I should’ve bought a Palm Pre.
7.The touchscreen is now on the back of the phone instead of the front.
8.Gone to the bathroom four times already today, and Remote Wipe hasn’t worked once.
9.Spotlight search crashed with memory overload error trying to index my Harry Potter cosplay photo collection.
10.Tried out tethering, but I think I broke my finger smacking that phone around the pole.
11.Apple still hasn’t fixed the no-hardware-keyboard bug.
12.”Cut” function does not apply to monthly AT&T bill.
Apple Please Fix the Above Issues!

BTW- If you have no sense of humor the above is a joke

These Ten features were not mentioned at WWDC
WWDC’s Philnote had us squealing with delight over the flurry of new product updates and announcements, but we still felt like we were left a little high and dry when it came to news regarding the new Mac OS X operating system, Snow Leopard. Though the iPhone 3G S did steal the spotlight at the show, we were hoping for a few more details regarding our favorite operating system. While we do know that Snow Leopard will be taking advantage of the hardware that comes bundled with our Macs, including the graphics accelerator OpenCL and 64-bit compatibility, we’re wondering what else we’ll get when we eventually upgrade this Fall.

1. Multi-touch Gestures: Even the older MacBooks upgrading to Snow Leopard will now have three- and four-finger touchpad abilities, which will make one-hand computer usage totally possible.

2. Shut Down and Wake Up now Twice as fast: Apple says that Snow Leopard will be up to 75-percent faster than its predecessor when shutting down and waking up the operating system from sleep mode, with screen locking enabled. Hopefully, this is the end of the groggy computer!

3. Higher Resolution iChat Video Chats: iChat can now display iChat Theater content at a higher resolution–up to 640 by 480 pixels, four times the maximum resolution in Mac OS X Leopard. So, you can chat with your friends and family while you’re on a business trip and feel like you never left.

4. Better Services Integration: Services that are only used sometimes, or never, can now be disabled and enabled as you please, without cluttering up your screen. And, you’ll only see the services that are compatible with whatever program you’re using.

5. Flight Data Detector: Now when you read email messages and text documents, Snow Leopard can automatically identify flight numbers mentioned and take you directly to the Dashboard Flight Track widget to keep you on board with the latest updates.

6. Split-Pane Terminal: Split your Terminal window into different Terminal sessions. Keep track of mulitple activites in one wndow.

7. AirPort Menu Signal Strength: Not sure which wireless networks have the strongest wireless signal? AirPort will now include signal strength for all available wireless networks so you can choose the right one, instead of rifling through each connection, only to discover that most of them have less than two bars.

8. iChat will only require one-third the bandwidth: Leopard requires 900-Kbps upstream bandwidth, while Snow Leopard only requires 300-Kbps and still manages to deliver near DVD-quality video. This also means it’ll be easier to download an album from iTunes while simultaneously video chatting with a friend.

9. Automatic spelling correction: TextEdit will now fix common spelling errors as you type, including commonly misspelled words such as “teh” and common misspellings in longer words.

10. Jump around webpages with web spots: A feature we love on the iPhone. The web spot technology in Safari lets you jump directly to the important parts of a webpage. It also provides a way to go directly to the web spot without having to check out other areas of the page.

Don’t forget all off the other GREAT features coming along with Snow Leopard! These are just a few behind the scenes, unoticed features! If you find yourself jumping for joy, catch your breath!

SNOW LEOPARD DEBUTS SEPTEMBER 2009!!!!!!!!!!

(Thanks FLorence Ion for part of the article)

The 3.0 jailbreak and unlock is done and ready for all users to “pwn”. Yet, the Dev team will not release this since the official release of 3.0 will come June 18. Yet, 3.0 firmware links have been popping out everywhere, the dev team will release it on June 18, same day as 3.0 comes out.

-The info from this post came from “Muscle Nerd” Twitter (a iphone hacker, which is part of the Dev team)

We will update you on the 3.0 jailbreak and unlock as soon as it is released. For now folks, stay on 2.2.1 and wait till the jailbreak comes along!

As most of you know 3.0 for the iPhone is coming on June 17. All iPhone Developers have access to the 3.0 firmware, so they can install it. Some of these firmware links have been popping up around different places on the web.

Ideally, you can download and install them on your iPhone even if you’re not a iPhone Developer. Keep in mind there is no jailbreak 3.0 at this time. We recommend to wait until the official realse on June 29, and proceed with download,installing,and jailbreaking. We will be posting a how to update to 3.0 and how to jailbreak as soon as it becomes available. Oh yeah, don’t forget if you’re running a iPhone 3g with yellowsn0w then whatever you do don’t update until we release further info. If you so happen to update on a iPhone 3g unlocked with yellowsn0w , your unlock will not work anymore.